So depressed, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Opinions

01. You don’t see me as anything, and that’s… Deflating.

02. This beer is flat.

03. I have muscle tears.

04. I have a lot on my mind and no one to talk to.

05. Alternately, I have nothing to think about except how I’ve fucked up a lot lately.

06. The 60’s seem cool, but mostly if you we’re white and living Los Angles.

07. Work is where people go to feel bummed out.

08. I think old timey insults are funny.

09. People don’t understand it when I’m being funny except other white nerdy dudes.

10. I’d be hurt by her more if I could feel anything.

11. All my best ideas get dispensed through my hands and my mouth, but everything goes through a filter of shit first.

12. Dogs are pretty great.

13. Birds: not that great.

14. The number 13 is tits.