A blank card on one side on white card stock. On the other side in The word “Monkey” in large Univers 47 light. On single line underneath to under line. and then under that my name and a phone number.
Its my Monkey business card.
Scratch that, I want it to say “Bullshit Artist”.
My business card will have “Professional Asshole” printed on them. And then under that it will say “for a good time call: five five five dash five five five dash five five, five five.”